How to be a prep punk?

Okay I also found this while "surfing" the internet. This is so stupid I don't see why people write stuff like this. Hmm are we being hypocrites? Oh well this is dumber than what we write. You can read on below or go to http://www.rocknrollhospital.com/popsicleriot/Prep_punk.htm

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How To Be a Prep Punk

Don't wanna be an anarchist?  Do you like to follow the rules?  Each the music just sucks, doesn't it?  Ooh but the style is soo great, you sound like the perfect punk poser to me.

Well, if you're walking down the halls and singing Backstreet Boys, something must be wrong.  One way to be a punk poser is to dress like a punk, but hang out with all the popular people.  That way you can look punk, but still get the chicks (whether you're a guy or girl).  Another way to be a punk poser is to get the Converse high-tops and buy band t-shirts of bands you've never even heard. of.

If you aren't really into concerts, but you want people to think you're "hardcore", there's a simple solution.  Pay someone to hit you till you bruise so you can go to school and tell everyone of your wonderful moshing experience.

Punks are rebels, so rebel already and dye your hair!  But knowing you gosh darn punk posers, you'll just get the "Punky Spray" or the one-wash hair dye.

It's a well-known fact that punks like music.  One safe way to listen to your non-punk music (let's say Brittany Spears or Backstreet Boys) is with headphones.  So when your on the bus jammin to your pop music and the punk in front of you asks, "Dude, what are you listenin' to?"  Just respond, "Oh, you know...Operation Ivy man!"             
He'll never know the difference.     

So those are my tips on being a poser punk.  I hope you have fun.

-taken from http://www.rocknrollhospital.com/popsicleriot/Prep_punk.htm